Troutcave Yard Sale: 16 Comics for 16 Bucks!
Hi there, friends! I’m clearing out the clutter from my house and have thus launched an internet yard sale! Aside from the stuff I have on eBay, I’ve got another idea I wanna try.
For $16 shipped, I will send you a padded flat rate envelope with 16 completely random comic books inside. I need to empty out three long boxes, and this seems like as good idea as any.
How do you get in on this? Just Paypal $16 to email@example.com. It’s pretty easy!
Of course, I can’t guarantee you’ll actually LIKE the comics I send you, but I CAN guarantee that *I* probably liked them at some point in history. They’ll generally hail from the mid-90s to early-00s and probably be somewhat lighthearted in nature. I was never into grimdark comics. That said, I’m not checking these books for value. You might something completely worthless, or something worth a few bucks. It is seriously random. I also can’t vouch for the physical quality of the books, though they all look pretty good right now, and are almost all bagged and boarded.
Oh, and this offer is only available in the United States. That’s just how the flat rate shipping works. Sorry other people!
THE TROUTCAVE COMICS ROUND-UP FOR MOST OF JULY
I forgot to do this weekly, so I’ll catch up you Tumblr / RSS folks now.
WEEK OF JUNE 30th
- Carol held an AMA with the people of India. She subsequently learned that most of the priests there were pretty racist.
- Robyn met herself and got along swimmingly.
WEEK OF JULY 7th
- Carol invented the soapbox derby, then some angry priests beat up her Indian chum.
- Sporkman’s tree ripped apart the fabric of time, then he made a new friend that was apparently an old friend, Millie.
WEEK OF JULY 14th
- Assassins try and kill Carol, which is pretty rude.
- Sporkman is puzzled by the nature of time and winds up stuck in the Eighties forever.
WEEK OF JULY 21st
Sporkman #1 is now available via comixology! Join our hero as he repeatedly breaks the fabric of time, then glues the pieces back wrong.
THE TROUTCAVE COMICS WEEKLY ROUND UP (6/16 to 6/20)
This week at Troutcave Comics, Sporkman in Time and Space #1 went up for sale! Watch in delight as Sporkman destroys the universe several times over. You can find it as a PDF or CBZ from my own store on Gumroad, or just as a PDF through HiveRead.
As for webcomic updates, this week saw the arrival of pages three and four of The Gospel of Carol #4 and the aforementioned Sporkman in Time and Space #1. The former finds our erstwhile savior saying goodbye to her family and hitting the road to India! The latter finds our hero talking to bears and learning about trees. So, y’know, THRILLS AND CHILLS!
Here’s your cover for The Gospel of Carol #5! It’ll be online sometime in July. In this issue our hero turns 30, and you know what that means. (If you DON’T know what that means, read the Bible, you uncultured swine.)
Marvel as Sporkman, a superhero in only the loosest sense of the word, repeatedly destroys the universe. For more about Sporkman and other great comics, visit Troutcave Comics online!
…and another handful of my Miis, because why not.